The Superfriends

OK, let me get this straight. In an episode of the Superfriends, we learned that Lex Luthor and Superman were friends back in Smallville. Lex Luthor's lab was on fire, and Superman PUTS THE FIRE OUT and SAVES HIS LIFE, but in the course of putting the fire out, Superman's breath blew chemicals onto Luthor and made him bald. So . . . the reason Lex Luthor hates Superman with a passion is because he turned him bald. Mmmm. Hey, Lex, meet Jean-Luc Picard. He's bald and he'll kick your ass.